Interviewing for the Job of President

Happy New Year!

It's the start of 2012. This is an election year and most media coverage is overshadowed by the competition for the Republican nomination for President. So far, we have had titilating and naughty tidbits of indiscrete behaviors, ho-hum charges of "flip-flopping", and even Donald Trump declaring his candidacy at one point.

Have we lost our collective minds? What does this circus prove? The rest of the world must think we are nuts.

When ordinary people go on a job interview, there is a long list of items that employers are not supposed to ask. Lately the question of age has been added to this rundown. However it is not appropriate for your interviewer to ask where you stand on abortion, whether you believe in birth control, how much money you have in your bank account, how much money you spent on your spouse's birthday present, if you prefer men or women as sexual partners, if you would eat meat if you had to kill it yourself, if you know how to use a gun, if you hate guns, if you pray to one god or several,etc.,etc.,etc.

Why do we think our political candidates have to answer these infernally intrusive questions?

Oh, I know, that is how we determine if they are Republican or Democrat, Liberal or Conservative, Red or Blue, Narrow or Wide...Come on now folks, this is freaking ridiculous.

We should be asking ourselves if the person has enough business expertise to know how to balance a set of books and present a rudimentary financial statement. Hopefully Business 101 would translate into knowing how to "follow the money."

If your bank account is running on empty, it makes sense to let your friendly neighborhood banker have first cracks at your needs (and then shop for a better interest rate). Whoops. That is what everyone does now anyhow...and they do it online. Tough to follow the money trail...but think of it as experience for more complicated situations...like looking down the tank at the "empty" Social Security Trust Fund.

Now let's look at it another way. Stem cell research? Other countries are charging ahead on stem cell research and technology while we cut off funding for domestic lab projects since we have a squeamishness about stem cell harvesting which frequently results in a non-viable embryo. Discouraging this form of research means that we have to pay "retail" for the results, instead of coming up with the product at home.

Republicans are still battling over a candidate's position on the question of "Choice" for the "Conservative" designation. Whenever debate gets bogged down in subjects like jobs and the economy, religious conservatives can be counted on to suck the life out of intellectual discussion by drawing the issues back to volatile abortion arguments.

Would it not be more relevant to find out if the candidate has a short fuse and hair trigger temper which would impact his response when provoked?

If a candidate is stubborn and uncompromising in his personal life, what chance would we have if he ran the country? What would happen when he or she butted heads with countries where loud noises and posturing are part of diplomatic foreplay? We must have a cool and level personality who would not overreact. The tearful display of candidates in recent weeks is troubling. Our President must deal in arenas where he is regarded as serenely powerful.

Our successful candidate should be bright, educated, and cognizant of our country's place in the engine of world commerce and culture, because there is no room for narcissistic overconfidence.

The successful job candidate should not be one who has a pocketful of cronies and fellow businessmen eager to swoop in for government contracts. He should know of such things but not be of them. You just can't expect a President to ride herd on unethical interests if he is closeted with them at regular intervals.

What qualities do you think a successful President should have to have? Looking back we got lucky a time or two, but the office has had its share of drunks, scamps and tricky business. Can't we do better?

Have the guy write an essay....like for the SAT or participate in a National Geographic type geography bee to indicate depth and/or lack of knowlege of the real world. Sometimes it seems that candidates are behaving like the world is flat. There must be more to the Presidential job description than the most recent caucuses and town hall meetings imply.

Seniors vote.